On the topics of guns - little hump day humor

Mark W

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This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

What’s the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

Here’s her story in her own words...

"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The 'gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection, plus the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was a big bonus."
 
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Mark,

Guessing you saw similar posts during the Super Bowl:

"My buddy got Super Bowl Tickets when the Vikings were on a roll and looked like they might be the first team to play a home field Super Bowl.

In the excitement he got his dates mixed up, and now needs someone to go in his place.

Her name is Heather, she's 5' 4" brunette and can cook. She'll be at Our Father Lutheran in Woodbury at 1pm, February 18...."
 
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