"Duck Attractors"...that is funny...I was expecting a bag of corn or wonder-bread. Your original title said what it was...coincidence that Matt had something similar and at the same time.
Not willing to ship doesn't help either..."prefer not to ship" leaves it open for dialogue. Shipping isn't that bad, I stockpile bubblewrap and decoy sized boxes from work...over do the bubblewrap if you're worried. For large lots (like the 10 decoys) use Greyhound Package Express, very reasonable rates, but you have to hoof it to the bus station and the buyer has to pick up there as well.
Plus this is the time of year guys are clearing out some equipment they are less than attached to in hopes of new aquisitions later in the year.
Chuck